I'm every woman, it's all in me...

I've been quite the social butterfly. There have been a few that have caught my eye and captured my interest. Read on, I'll explain...

The Five Deadly Venoms...

Yes, there are 5. I like them all, and for once in my life, I'm not committed to any of them. It's a good thing. Let's discuss the Fab Five, shall we?

1. The Incubus - Yes, everyone, he is included in the Venom Squad. He's always confused me, but yet, he's so beautiful. His aura radiates pure chaos. I'd like to think I'm the one to harness it. But, I seem to get cut each time I touch him. It stings so sexy.

2. The Dreamwalker - He's my ace. He's my reciprocal and he is my weakness. My love and my lust in extremes. He's the one I want to share every intimate with, but I want to surround him in my heated nirvana. I want to include him in everything I do, but I also want to swallow him slowly. I want to bathe him in my blue light, and sing him a song of solace.

3. The Therapist - He intends to analyze every erotic thought and bend them into his likeness. He's excited at the fact of a woman having the same sexual appetite and prowess as a man, yet he's afraid to test the waters. He shows fear in his grandiosity, but I can see through it. Still the fact remains, I love his voice.

4. The Overachiever - I like him a lot. He has a charm like lotion after a hot bath. Soothing. He works too damn much, though. A vampire with a FedEx badge. I don't think I can deal with the long hours and short pay, but hell, I make my own money, so it's of no consequence. I need someone to sleep next to, not be my alarm clock when he's just coming in from work. I told him to slow down, but, he told me life is better with more cheddar. Yeah, but at what cost??

5. The PrizeFighter - He's the most interesting of them all. He believes that all he touches, including me, is his. Even though he hasn't had his chance to touch me yet. I've been dubbed his Baby Girl, his love bug and his ultimate match. I'm waiting to find out what he plans to do when he lands his first blow.

The Venom Squad has been keeping me up with late night laughter, and nocturnal emissions. I need my sleep, but I love the attention. I await the outcome, and see who ends up being the star of the sitcom that is my life.

Each of them personifies qualities I search for in my significant other. My better half. The one. Question is, who will choose me? Better still, who will I choose?

We'll see who lasts...