2.14.2005

So, um...

Happy Single's Awareness Day!

Today is the only day in history you want to stab someone with a BIC pen because they didn't buy you the chalky candy hearts that say,

"OH YOU KID"

Today is the only day where you want to knock the shit out of someone when they ask you if you want a piece of their candy, or smell their roses....

Fuck flowers, candy, and commercial romance!

And fuck you too, Mr. Mailman, for not bringing me cute cards, but bills...


I need sex...

2 Comments:

Blogger Jamie said...

Well yeah your stuff is raunchy but you really write with passion and express yourself with a clear voice. So many blogs are devoid of the person's real feelings. You have the honesty to not give a damn and vent clearly. Nice writing. J

2:44 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Thanks, J...

DC

8:09 PM  

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